1. My moving men Clint and Larry -- they send two scrawny men to lift all my heavy shit. Clint is like a stable hand from some Georgia plantation and Larry is like someone out of East St Louis.
2. The Cable guy -- think black, lisp, effeminate and stuttering. Yeah, that was interesting.
3. Walking around Target -- seeing a father almost have a heart attack trying to find his child and then lectures the child when he does find him. Mind you, the child can;t even speak English.
4. Walking around the Wal-Mart garden center trying to pick soil when a wheelchair comes at me at full speed. A rep with no arms or legs tells me not to buy that soil because the night before a customer was attacked by the ants living in the plant soil.
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