One More Disgusting Item

If bodily injury grosses you out, do not read this....

I was eating dinner last night and SOMEHOW my tongue got in the way and I bit it....HARD....and I just figured it is like everytime you bite your tongue. But it felt weirder. So I check it out in the bathroom. Yeah...I practically pierced my tongue with my teeth. There was a gash I could open and close, but no blood coming out. I had visions of infection and tongue amputations running through my head and having to speak like Nell for the rest of my life. It was not pleasant. I think it has closed up today, but it hurts like hell and I am speaking like Forrest Gump. Good times folks.

Anyone up for a Barb-B this weekend?

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