The Evils of PB&J, Circumcision, and AVEN
So I have recently been addicted to eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches before I sleep. I can't explain the recent craving AT ALL. But I guess the one I had last night did not sit well with my dreams because I had some ODD ones. For some reason, I was picked by my agent to be Britney Spears escort to some party/unveiling thing. And I went all did up and she and I got along swimmingly and were just a pair of good old friends. Then I see footage of myself and my tie looks all askew and for some reason I can't tie it right, so she does it for me. There is more, but I can't remember all the details. If I were David, this dream would make more sense, and while I do enjoy her music, I certainly don't obsess over her or have her on a pedestal. Of course, the second dream was not any better. My neighbors were sabotaging different parts of my apartment of being assholes. My next door for some reason pried by bedroom window scream open and sprinkled bird feed and plastic mice and rats on my window sill, while my behind neighbor was shouting obscenities and running around naked with a bunch of construction men on the side lawn that does not exist.
You got me...
Watched a great Penn & Teller Bullshit episode on circumcision. It just reaffirmed by belief that anyone who has their child circumcised should be shot. It's barbaric, outdated and pointless. It serves the same purpose as female circumcision, it's a method of deadening pleasure to make you less human and bring you to your knees. It is astounding how humans will continue practices all in the name of tradition. God asks for a tribute so we cut off our dicks (why would God even want that?????). The Victorians loved it because God forbid we should experience any kind of pleasure we would be deviants. We do it nowadays because we think it is more hygienic and society will accept use more with a "normal" looking penis. All that is crap. Circumcision does not curb masturbation. Ask any teenager in America. As for the religious aspect....give me a break. I am not even going to go there. And as for the hygiene....CLEAN IT YOU DIRTY BITCH! Why must we continually show how stupid we are and how undeserving we are to be living on this earth when we continually participate in antedeluvian practices that serve NO PURPOSE AT ALL.
And finally, thanks to the wonderboo Amanda, I read another article on Asexuality which lead me to AVEN. A great organization that is steadily growing with a site that is very informative. So to all those people who ever poo-poo'ed me: you're big 'ol wankers. Not that the site will make all those "I just don't get its" disappear, but it will help.
So I have recently been addicted to eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches before I sleep. I can't explain the recent craving AT ALL. But I guess the one I had last night did not sit well with my dreams because I had some ODD ones. For some reason, I was picked by my agent to be Britney Spears escort to some party/unveiling thing. And I went all did up and she and I got along swimmingly and were just a pair of good old friends. Then I see footage of myself and my tie looks all askew and for some reason I can't tie it right, so she does it for me. There is more, but I can't remember all the details. If I were David, this dream would make more sense, and while I do enjoy her music, I certainly don't obsess over her or have her on a pedestal. Of course, the second dream was not any better. My neighbors were sabotaging different parts of my apartment of being assholes. My next door for some reason pried by bedroom window scream open and sprinkled bird feed and plastic mice and rats on my window sill, while my behind neighbor was shouting obscenities and running around naked with a bunch of construction men on the side lawn that does not exist.
You got me...
Watched a great Penn & Teller Bullshit episode on circumcision. It just reaffirmed by belief that anyone who has their child circumcised should be shot. It's barbaric, outdated and pointless. It serves the same purpose as female circumcision, it's a method of deadening pleasure to make you less human and bring you to your knees. It is astounding how humans will continue practices all in the name of tradition. God asks for a tribute so we cut off our dicks (why would God even want that?????). The Victorians loved it because God forbid we should experience any kind of pleasure we would be deviants. We do it nowadays because we think it is more hygienic and society will accept use more with a "normal" looking penis. All that is crap. Circumcision does not curb masturbation. Ask any teenager in America. As for the religious aspect....give me a break. I am not even going to go there. And as for the hygiene....CLEAN IT YOU DIRTY BITCH! Why must we continually show how stupid we are and how undeserving we are to be living on this earth when we continually participate in antedeluvian practices that serve NO PURPOSE AT ALL.
And finally, thanks to the wonderboo Amanda, I read another article on Asexuality which lead me to AVEN. A great organization that is steadily growing with a site that is very informative. So to all those people who ever poo-poo'ed me: you're big 'ol wankers. Not that the site will make all those "I just don't get its" disappear, but it will help.









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