Religious Riotry
I am so right about this new pope. Apparently, good ol' Benedict suffered a brain hemorrhage in 1991 but he "seems to have recovered from it." So not only could he very well be brain damaged...which I am sure is nothing new for religious leaders, let alone the pope, but he could keel over any second from another one.
And on TOP of that, people need to seriously re-evaluate seeing religious figures everywhere they go. The latest is an underpass stain that looks like the Virgin Mary. Are you kidding me??? Look at the damned thing. It looks nothing like anything except for a stain! I thought the whole building window thing here in Clearwater was ridiculous. I think I am going to start seeing celebrities and report that to the news.
Look! It's Fran Drescher in the bird poop stain on my car.
Look! It's Elaine Stritch in the water ring on my coffee table.
Look! It's the Pope Benedict XVI on the...oh no wait...he just fell over and died.
I am so right about this new pope. Apparently, good ol' Benedict suffered a brain hemorrhage in 1991 but he "seems to have recovered from it." So not only could he very well be brain damaged...which I am sure is nothing new for religious leaders, let alone the pope, but he could keel over any second from another one.
And on TOP of that, people need to seriously re-evaluate seeing religious figures everywhere they go. The latest is an underpass stain that looks like the Virgin Mary. Are you kidding me??? Look at the damned thing. It looks nothing like anything except for a stain! I thought the whole building window thing here in Clearwater was ridiculous. I think I am going to start seeing celebrities and report that to the news.
Look! It's Fran Drescher in the bird poop stain on my car.
Look! It's Elaine Stritch in the water ring on my coffee table.
Look! It's the Pope Benedict XVI on the...oh no wait...he just fell over and died.
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