Man's Two Brains

I had an interesting revelation at 2 in the morning was I was watching Robin William;s latest comedy special for the fourth time. I was intently listening to his rant on fundamentalists, especially the reasoning behind the Muslim jihad and the whole 71 virgin thing in the Koran (which some scholars are finding is incorrectly translated). My observation: Men are even stupider than I once thought.

Men really ARE led around by their dicks in all matters of everyday life. When it comes to relationships, the "winning" girl is the one that gets them erect the hardest. When it comes to business, it is all about who has the bigger dick and can mark their territory the fastest. And now, with religion, people are willing to die and kill others because they are promised 71 virgin boxes. This should be no surprise to me, and it is not. I find both funny, stupid, and absolutely insane that guys are led by their dicks. Granted, the male fetus is a retardation of the original female fetus (which is what all babies start out as), and this just reinforces the stupidity of men.

I see the same behavior in some of my male friends who are both literally and figuratively led by their dicks in any and everything they do. They let go of their relationships, sacrifice themselves, and stupidly lash themselves to women because of one simple thing: sex and getting off. You would think that they woudl have better things to do that trying to service their dicks. That to me is nothing more than a waste of valuabl time to be doing something important. I don;t even give a fuck about the "we're young" argument. Fuck that shit. Make it meaningful or leave it alone. That "experience" bullshit is simply that. I have yet to meet anyone in their young years, or even their early 20s to have the kind of maturity needed for this kinf of stuff. They lack both the understanding of themselves or life. Now I am not touting or preaching celibacy, but my god, be a little discriminating and have enough of a fucking backbone to make a decision without having to worry about what your dick is going to get out of it or lose from it.

And people wonder why I have such few male friends....

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